The trip started out well. Having already done 3 weeks of fieldwork this summer, this was the second half of my time in northern Troms and Finnmark, I was already somewhat in the fieldwork frame of mind, and I was lucky enough to have Åke along as my field assistant (at least for the first week). We spent that week hiking around, and mapping Arnøya, an island northeast of Tromsø. It was fantastic, the weather was amazing, the views were spectacular, and we got some really good geology done. Here are some pictures:
Top left and right: Pretty views. Middle left: Giant kyanite crystals. Middle right: Squishy, foldy carbonate. Bottom left: A pretty pool. Bottom right: Yes, that does say 27˚C, in the Arctic! It probably overestimated a bit, but still a warm day at 70˚N.
Unfortunately it had to come to an end, and I dropped Åke off at Alta airport so he could fly off to go run 250 km in Iceland over the following week. We spent a day driving to Alta, said goodbye, and I moved to Storekorsnes (an hour's drive north of Alta) to begin my first fieldwork on my own. I was staying in an old, empty school, partially converted into accommodation, usually used by workmen and fishermen. I say partially converted because it was basically still a school with some bunk beds in classrooms. Much of the school equipment was still there, black boards still in the rooms, and with school desks shoved away in one classroom. The school hall still equipped with a stage curtain, and the basins in the bathrooms so low down that washing my knees would have been easier than washing my hands. All in all it felt like a good setting for a horror story. My first night there was on my own, and then I was joined by a dutch couple, a pair of documentary film makers, who, ironically, were researching a book about a dutch geology PhD student who did fieldwork in northern Norway in the 1960's. They were good to talk to, and stayed for two nights, and for those two days I spent my days out mapping, getting used to doing fieldwork alone, and in general appreciating the fantastic weather.

Gorgeous evenings (actually these were taken in the middle of the night) at Storekorsnes.
Then I got very very ill. Yes, an African, who's been exposed to all sorts of weird African diseases, got bested by a bug in Norway! I hadn't been feeling 100% for 2 days, however when I got sick properly I got really bad very fast. My fever started at about 10pm, and by 12am I had more back pain than I have ever felt, and a fever so high I was hallucinating. I couldn't walk for periods of time, and my vision got so blurry I struggled to see. The hallucinations were actually rather beautiful, swirling rainbow colours floating around my room, and if I hadn't been so scared, or in so much pain, I would've rather enjoyed them. For the next 2 days my back was incredibly painful and my fever was high, but never got as high as that first night, although I was definitely not capable of driving myself anywhere. I also couldn't eat anything. However, I naively thought that if I took enough vitamins, drank enough water, and lay in bed, I'd get better. I hate antibiotics and am not a fan of doctors, and I when I am ill (which is very seldom), I usually fight it off on my own. I also had no idea how the health system worked here, was apprehensive about dealing with a foreign hospital and doctors, and didn't feel capable of driving the hour to Alta. So when I though I was feeling a bit better, I got in my car and drove 20 km to Kviby, a settlement with the nearest shop, and bought myself a lot of paracetamol and a thermometer. That was a very terrifying drive, and involved a lot of pulling over just to breathe and take breaks. When I measured my temperature for the first time I was shocked to discover that it was 40˚C, and that was when I was feeling better! I shudder to think how high it was previously!
I spent that afternoon and night in a haze of paracetamol-goodness, feeling much better, and under the delusion that I was on the mend. However the next morning, I had developed a new symptom, and could consequently not keep any water down. That's when I decided that it was time to go to hospital. I didn't need to add dehydration to my list of woes! I dosed up on paracetamol and drove myself to Alta, where I spent a good half an hour trying to figure out what part of the hospital I needed to be in. On receiving my blood test results, the nurse gave me a very worried look, told me my blood was "bad", and immediately put me on a IV drip (a first for me!). The doctor, who didn't speak much english, poked and prodded at me for a bit, silently, and promptly told me "you stay night.". I asked a nurse what was wrong, the response to which was "I think you have a bad kidney infection". I got an IV bag of antibiotics and moved to the ward for the night, the first night I would ever spend in a hospital since I was born! The relief of finally not having to worry about looking after myself for the first time in what felt like ages made me feel a little better, and for the first time I admitted to myself how sick I really was.
The next morning, a nurse looked very worried when my temperature was 40.3˚C, and immediately called the doctor who examined me, told me (via a translating nurse), that the antibiotics should have brought my temperature down to normal in the night, and that they would probably have to send me to Hammerfest (2 hours drive away), where there was an actual hospital (Alta hospital is actually just a big clinic) that could perform more rigorous tests. They took my blood, and disappeared for several hours. Luckily the blood tests came back showing just enough improvement that the doctor decided I could stay in Alta, but needed to remain in hospital for several more days, under observation, and receiving antibiotics via IV. I should have been bored, given that I left all my books and laptop back at the school, however I spent a lot of time sleeping, and didn't really notice their absence.
One of the funny things though was that I was probably the only person in the ward under the age of 65, and most were at least 70. The older generation here often don't speak much english, and sometimes none whatsoever. However, many of the old people, who seemed to have been there for a long time, and who were used to all the routines, were very curious about my presence, and made several attempts to speak to me. One woman in particular was quite persistent, and would grab my hand and earnestly start speaking norwegian to me. When I told her "jeg forstår ikke", she would just get more insistent, hold my hand tighter, and speak faster norwegian more seriously. Thank heavens for the nurses rescuing me!
A second very funny (in hindsight!) incident that happened was that I was mistaken for a mental patient. On the third day of my stay it was decided that I was okay enough to make a short trip to my car to fetch a bag I had packed with toiletries and some clothes. A trainee nurse showed me out of the hospital, and then left me to fetch my stuff on my own. On trying to get back into the hospital I discovered that the door she'd shown me out of was locked, and I realised I didn't know how to get back into the hospital. All the signs are in Norwegian and so it is difficult to tell which are doors for the public and which are not. Also, my brain was very very foggy, and after having a fever for so long, my thoughts were all quite confused. I ended up going in through the sliding doors at the ambulance entrance, half aware that I probably wasn't supposed to use those. A nurse therefore found me in the emergency ambulance area, slightly confused, in a hospital gown and Nike's, holding a backpack. She immediately asked me if I was lost, and where I was supposed to be, however when I told her "the ward", we had a bit of a language issue, and she didn't understand what I meant by that, and promptly asked "are you a mental patient? do you belong in psychiatric?". After trying to convince here I was not, which I don't think worked very well because I started trying to describe, rather incoherently, what a ward was to her (I think I described it as "the place with lots of nurses and beds"), she dragged me off to a computer where she could look me up on the hospital system to work out where I belonged. It turns out a ward is called a "sykestua" in Norwegian. That's definitely something I'll never forget!
Eventually, my fever disappeared 4 days after being admitted to hospital and starting antibiotics, and the doctor decided I could go home. He (via a nurse) explained to me that when I arrived I had been extremely sick (something no one told me at the time), that he was pretty sure I had a severe kidney infection (something that can lead to fatal complications), however couldn't confirm because they didn't have the facilities to test it, but that my blood CRP level (which goes up when you have an infection) was 320 when I was admitted (it's supposed to be 10!). When they released me it was at 166. Now I am doing much better. I still have a way to go, and more antibiotics than I have ever seen in one place to take over the next 10 days. Two friends drove the 6-7hrs up from Tromsø to fetch me and my rental car, for which I am eternally grateful. Thank you so much Tim and Annfrid (and Mary the dog)! After going through all of that alone, and 300km from anyone I know, it was such a relief to see familiar faces.
All in all it was a rather unpleasant experience, but it showed me how strong I am on my own, and I know now what I am capable of dealing with, with very little support. I guess what doesn't kill me makes me stronger!